I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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