I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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