This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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