I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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