Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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