try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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