...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
