Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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