now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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