Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I have post one night stand depression
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