idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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