problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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