She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I'm really busy with my period
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