Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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