very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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