Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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