im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and she was petting her beer can
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
