i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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