If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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