"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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