awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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