That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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