"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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