Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
