Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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