When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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