NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Randomize
