Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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