I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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