oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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