Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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