Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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