I want you more than these girls want KFC
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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