so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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