god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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