i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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