8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He did a backflip because drugs
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