I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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