Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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