There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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