can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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