I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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