Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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