the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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