im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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