? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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