I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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