Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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