Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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