just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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