I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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