She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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