i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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