This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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