So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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