hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
