Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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