Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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