He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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